To be fair, we can't say with certainty that this here candybar is a fake, but we have to believe Moto wouldn't have the stones to name a phone after our favorite brand of
ranged stun gun. Then again,
they've toyed with the concept before, and we've been desperately looking to upgrade our
pepper spray phones -- so if there really
is a Taser tucked away on this thing's backside, we'll take 5, please.