We're still not entirely clear if Philips' Xenium 9@9k, you know, actually exists, but according to iDNES
, this handset can last a whopping two months without needing a recharge. Granted, the Xenium line has traditionally boasted impressive battery life
, but this particular iteration will purportedly last up to 1,440-hours in standby and 17-hours while yapping. Additionally, the tri-band GSM mobile sports an FM tuner, Bluetooth, a VGA camera and a microSD expansion slot. Beyond that, everything else gets lost in translation, but here's to hoping a few more manufacturers step up their game in the longevity department.