Sharper Image sells iPods but leaves nose hairs dangling
The Sharper Image, world-renowned hawkers of the Ionic Breeze air purifier, were pretty sharp about one thing: iPods sell. They added them to their catalog this holiday season and moved them all.
Unfortunately, customers tended to snatch up their iPods and leave with nary a glance at the Turbo-Groomer electric nose-hair trimmers poised ever so tantalizingly to draw one’s gaze away from the less attractive iPod, leaving the Sharper Image with less than stellar holiday sales. Must have been some kind of fluke - perhaps customers were unaware that the iPod lacks nose-hair clipping capabilities?
