Privacy advocates the world over tremble with fear—the end is near! A man has voluntarily implanted an
RFID chip in himself, alert the tin-foil hat police
immediately. Why'd he do it? He doesn't seem too terribly sure, but he knows he wants to place RFID sensors all over
his house to automatically log him into his computer, open locks, and god only knows what else. Oh, and for what it's
worth, he didn't perform the surgery himself—he had a doctor friend pitch in. Weak!