I can't decide if this is a Mac horror story or not. Mr. Adrian Smith, who manages a UK-based Apple retail store, had his iPod stolen from his car. A week later, the thief himself walked into the store, with the stolen iPod, and asked Adrian to help him buy cables for it. Adrian immediately recognized his iPod and managed to chat with the thief until police arrived, who arrested him on the spot.
There are so many ways to go with this, feel free to insert your own joke. We're glad you got your iPod back, Adrian.