Jack Thompson reads Joystiq regularly, and is a frequent visitor to our comments section. His replies are often flame-laced but we tolerate the fellow because he provides, jesterlike, frequent unintended hilarity. Like that time he told us to "Go to hell more quietly," or, more recently, his comment including the fake URL JoystiqReadersAreMorons.com.

Wait a minute. Let's make sure we got that straight. Jack Thompson reads Joystiq regularly. Jack Thompson believes JoystiqReadersAreMorons.com. I'm no lawyer, but I believe you're supposed to plead the fifth and shut the hell up before incriminating yourself like that, aintcha?

But wait, it gets better. That URL was snapped up by an enterprising Joystiq reader who has turned the page into his own personal tribute to the "high powered" attorney who spends a good portion of every day hanging out on a games blog writing erudite repartee.

JoystiqReadersRoxxorOurBoxxorz.com. You guys rule.

[Image above is a screenshot from JoystiqReadersAreMorons.com]