TeamXbox has seven new preview stills from the Dead or Alive movie, featuring Devon Aoki (2 Fast 2 Furious, Sin City) and Jaime Pressly (Mortal Kombat: Conquest, My Name is Earl). You can view the teaser trailer at RopeofSilicon.com, but don't get your hopes up. While Uwe Boll isn't involved with this one, the cheese factor is still high. It's all here: bad dialog, lame costumes, and cheap imitation sets such as the bamboo forest from House of Flying Daggers.

At least we know Devon (deadly little Miho) knows how to use a sword. Sin City 2 can't come fast enough.