Top Five Signs You're at an E3 Party

The parties "officially" start Tuesday night, but still, some of us were out rockin' out as only E3-ers do on a Monday night during conference week. The International Game Journalists Association (IGJA) held a casual "undwinding" session at Golden Gopher right after the Sony Press Conference. If you couldn't find your way there, here are the top five signs you should be looking for when looking for an E3 Party:

5. The brightest light in the bar is coming from someone's Blackberry at the end of the bar.

4. There is one female in the entire place. Oh wait, here comes one out of the Ladies' Room! Our bad. There are two females in the entire place.

3. Only dorks carry backpacks (there was a pile of them in one of the corner booths). The cool guys are carrying purses.

2. Everyone is wearing matching necklaces.

And the number one sign you're at an E3 Party:

1. No one is playing Ms. Pac Man.