What do you get for the Mac portable user who has everything? Why, a sticker from Jobby Roger of course. This $4 sticker (that includes shipping in the US, International orders cost $5) instantly transforms any MacBook, iBook, MacBook Pro, or PowerBook into a laptop that Blackbeard would be glad to use.
Each additional sticker costs $2, and if you want 10 or more a deal can be made. Yar.
These stickers make a great accompaniment to the English to Pirate translator widget.