If you're the type to get relationship advice from a magazine column then take note, Men's Health recommends picking up "that new Nintendo system with the stupid name." Apparently it's been designed to "suck video-game-dissing women into the virtual world," at which point they become your love slaves. Not bad for $250, eh? Oh, and by the way, we hear the DS works the same magic -- and it's portable!
[Via Situation Terminal]