Have you seen this drive? The FBI -- you know, the people in charge of your "permanent record" -- is offering up to $25,000 for information leading to the return of a missing "Iomega hard drive." Apparently, the drive contains personal information on "at least a half-million people." It was reported missing from the Birmingham, Alabama Veterans Administration Medical Center where it was used by an employee in medical research to backup data. That's right, medical research
. So if you've seen the drive then by all means, let us know. We don't want the reward, we're just curious about the super-soldier hallucinogens developed by the VA's hippy chemists back in the late 60s... that's all.