Halo 3 is good for more than just littering a level with plasma swords and pretending you're in Star Wars. You can also use it to find the love of your life. Take, for instance, "Moviesign", who asked his lady friend "furtive penguin" to be his one-and-only by spelling out "Marry Me?" ... in weapons. We're not sure what kind of lady agrees to a proposal made of battle rifles, but we know she's a keeper.
Oh, and that sound you hear is a single tear splashing from Ted Nugent's eye onto the aluminum floor of his collapsible tree stand. He, like us, is hoping you two wango tango into eternity.