Meet Team Fortress 2's "Edible Device" and shotgun replacement, the Sandvich.
Valve really missed a good opportunity for a bad pun here by not calling it "Meat the Sandvich," but hey, it's still pretty damned funny. What's next in the series of loony videos? Meet the Bullet? Seriously though, we'd watch them all. Heck, just throw a TF2 cartoon on the air as part of Adult Swim and we'd be glued to our sets.
[Thanks Giroro, Alistair and Vandell]