by the all-knowing prophet Criterion, Burnout Paradise: The Ultimate Box
is now available for purchase on Steam
for $39.99. The Ultimate Box
includes the full version of Burnout Paradise
and all of its free updates, including the Cagney and Bike content, plus the premium Party Pack (sadly, Legendary Cars
and newer DLC are not included). As a special bonus, only applicable to this downloadable version, none of the excessive packaging or nasty shrink wrap is included. We can already feel the environment's warming approval.