With the fate of Japan's gaming industry in constant peril, we must learn to savor the precious little time we have left together. Sure, we could spend the next few months ceaselessly running through our respective cities proclaiming warnings of the pending Japanese ludopocalypse, but that doesn't sound very appealing, as we are out of shape. Instead, let's just calmly resign ourselves to our fate, so that this feature may meet its eventual end with dignity.
Aw, screw that noise. We're flying to Japan to buy a few hundred thousand gaming consoles. Who's coming with?
- DSi: 57,401

- PSP: 54,148

- PS3: 22,825

- Wii: 17,276

- DS Lite: 8,408

- PS2: 5,246

- Xbox 360: 4,849

[Source: Media Create]
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