Listen, as the writer of Joystiq's only iPhone-related column
, I do my fair share of playing licensed garbage. For example, I played a Land of the Lost
-themed game that makes "Punch the Monkey" look like The Orange Box.
I'm not even going to link to it, for fear that you'll play it. Seriously, it was the game equivalent of watching my immediate family die in a house fire.
You can imagine my confusion then when I say that Top Gun
good. No, don't laugh, it's true.