by Justin McElroy
The sun rises.
A baby issues forth its first cry.
And another version of Resident Evil 4 is released.
It is $12.99.
It has better graphics than on iPhone.
It is irrefutable proof that time is soldiering on.
Tonight, the sun will set.
An old man will draw his last breath.
But we sleep, knowing full well that the cycle begins anew tomorrow.
My money's on Droid.