"Oh, what's up, Mitch? Check it out, I found a place on the 360 Dashboard where you can get the Resurgence Pack for $4!"
"Wow, that's a pretty great deal!"
"Yeah, the only catch is they're only releasing one pair of maps per week for $0.99 a piece."
"...But that equals eight maps. I thought they were only adding five maps to Modern Warfare 2."
"Well, the other only catch is that they don't work with Modern Warfare 2, because they're actually maps for Defense Grid that just happen to -- purely by coincidence, I'm sure -- be called the Resurgence packs."
"... I don't even know you any more."