So we're going to do our part and tell you that 2K Games is offering free haircuts to gamers in the UK to entice them to check out Mafia II (full details after the jump). But we do so with the understanding that we're propagating a cycle that terminates with "Hurl Your Feces at Halo 4 as You Screech in Delight" in the not-too-distant future.
So, sorry. For that.
(P.S. The title of the press release literally includes the phrase "Invite You To Become A Mane Man." We didn't add that.)