Aeton of Silver Hand (US-A). "I was busy perfecting my Fireball when a creepy-looking dwarf came up to me and offered to help me hone my skills. He showed me to his house and explained that to become a fire mage, you must become one with the fire. He told me to lay down on the logs in his stove so he could light it. I noticed far too late that the fire was lit by an imp." Darn warlock-versus-mage wars! When will the incinerations end?