Julius Styles: The International smashes into iOS

Julius Styles: The International arrived on iOS today and, in our effort to be as supportive of Wesley Snipes as possible, we dropped $3 on it with little to no consideration for our own safety. So, how is it?

Well, we've been playing for around 30 minutes now, and ... well, let's put it this way: Unless there's an upcoming scene in which Julius wakes up from a dead sleep and says, "What a terrible dream! Now it's time for the real game!" we're going to need a refund and some extensive therapy. Because at this point, we'd rather be playing Julia Stiles: The International.