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Phat Loot Phriday: Alysra's Razor


Lolegolas shuddered in the bed, and sweat beaded along his forehead and cheekbones. Throgg worked quietly and carefully, shaving the blood elf's jaw with Alysra's Razor. The blood elf feebly tried to wave the orc away, but Throgg simply ignored him.

"This is a knife from a burning bird in the Firelands," Throgg said. "Very agile weapon, very fast and expert blade. See? It even has a place for a pretty yellow gem."

"Leave me alone," the blood elf whispered. "You're making me do this. I don't want to. Magic isn't so bad, it doesn't hurt anyone."

"I know," Throgg said. "I'm sorry for this pain. It will get better, and you will feel better. I will make all of this up to you, I promise."

Lolegolas lurched, rolling over to the side of the bed. Throgg quickly yanked a bucket under the elf's head and pulled his hair back. "Go ahead. This is not the nastiest thing I've ever done."

Lolegolas couldn't respond, as he was busy vomiting.

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  • Type One-Hand Dagger
  • Damage 540-1,005 (551.8 damage per second)
  • Speed 1.40
  • Agility 155
  • Stamina 262
  • Socket 1 yellow
  • Socket bonus 10 agility
  • Equip Increases your haste rating by 113
  • Equip Increases your expertise rating by 98
How to get it Pluck it from Alysrazor.
How to get rid of it You can sell it for 36 gold, 51 silver, and 89 copper.

Phat Loot Phriday brings you the scoop on some of the most ... interesting ... loot in the World of Warcraft, often viewed through the eyes of the stalwart Throgg and indelible Lolegolas. Suggest items you think we should feature by emailing

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