"What in the name of Moffat is that?" Lolegolas asked.
"Wolfslayer Sniper Rifle -- you get it from the Big Bad Wolf," Throgg replied. He stopped himself and looked at the Gilnean. "Sorry, no offense intended, Spot."
"None taken. And my name is Not Spot," the druid responded with a heavy sigh.
"That has always been my favorite gun," Lolegolas explained, "but it isn't useful nowadays. It just doesn't have the power."
"This news, my friend, is a little gift to you. Transmogrification is coming. You'll be able to make your gear look like other gear. Fashion matters again!"
Lolegolas clasped his hands together with a gasp. "You mean ... I don't have to wear the same clothes for an entire tier? My god, the money we'll save on Febreze alone!"