Top ways to punk Siri

We get giddy after a big announcement day. Alcohol may or may not be involved. And then we start getting creative. We start thinking about new techologies, like Siri, and how they might be punked.

In that spirit, we put our inebriated minds together to come up with a list of the worst things someone could shout over your shoulder as you were trying to use Siri. This is where we always wish we had in-house artists. We don't, so just imagine the cartoons that go along with them. Perhaps the Oatmeal will help us?

They are (in no particular order):

• "MESSAGE MY WIFE YOU'RE DUMPED"

• "PLAY JUSTIN BIEBER"

• "SEND CONTACT MY GIRLFRIEND TO MY WIFE"

• "TELL MOM I'LL BE THERE IN TEN MINUTES"

• "TEXT ALL CONTACTS AND SAY THE STD TESTS WERE POSITIVE"

• "TELL MY BOSS THAT I QUIT"

• "MOVE MY 3PM MEETING TO 3AM"

• "DELETE ALL CONTACTS!"

• "OPEN THE POD BAY DOORS"

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