And there are sales.
Unlike Cyber Monday's wicked step-sister Black Friday, however, no one has ever been crushed to death waiting for an Amazon Lightning Deal, or received a face full of pepper-spray through their Macbook's built-in webcam. The event is still an expression of the capitalist American ideals that define our country, but it also proves that ridiculous deals can be found at your desk, rather than at the cost of your personal safety.
What we're saying is, do yourself a favor. Don't go to work tomorrow; work is hard. Stay home and shop.