After stumbling upon a Scarlet Crusade encampment in the Eastern Plaguelands, submitter Seb suffered a fate worse than death -- the loss of his beloved Mechano-Hog to the Crusader brutes. They drove it all the way from Tyr's Hand to Booty Bay and didn't even bother to change the oil! Do they know how much it costs to replace one of those things? Eradicators of the undead menace? Hah! They're nothing more than common street thieves.