If you're your group's designated driver, God bless you, and remember to breathe deeply and stay patient. If you're amongst the designated driven tonight, remember to pace yourself, match every beer/shot with water, and most importantly of all, keep your damn voice down. You're louder than you think you are, and no one thinks you're as funny as you do.
If you didn't go out tonight, drown your lonesome sorrows in our favorite webcomics from last week, and vote for your favorite after the break.
Also, as an aside, it's Saint "Paddy's" Day, not Saint "Patty's" Day. Tell a friend.
The Delicious Invasion (Penny Arcade)
Relevant Experience (Virtual Shackles)
It's not you, it's-a-me. (Extra Life)
Worth it (Nerf Now!!)
Pythagorean: Fear 'Em (Awkward Zombie)
Cause For Celebration (Life In Aggro)
Family Values (GameOver Nation)