The dwarf barkeep started to slide another pint toward the druid but the burly man just waved it off.
"No, no," the man said. He gestured to his backpack. A thin tube extended from it, tapering off at the druid's hand. The man stuck the end in his mouth and gave it a good suck. "See? Got my own."
"What is that?" the dwarf asked with some small amount of shock.
"Pandaren Brewpack," the druid answered. "It's like a camel's back, but with beer. Works great."
"Why're you drinking, anyway?" the barkeep asked. "Since I'm exposition-dwarf tonight, you might as well tell me."
The Gilnean suddenly let loose a thick sob. "My friends left me! They disappeared in Pandaria and I haven't seen them in months."
"So, you thought the logical response would be to go to a bar and drink beer from your backpack?"
"I'm just a Spot sad," the Gilnean answered, burying his head in his forearms.
Item Note: You get it from Brewfest. And yes, I'm aware I radically misrepresented the way it works, but who hasn't wanted a Camelbak loaded with beer?
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