Around Azeroth: Dinner for none

This looks like a trap of some sort, possibly set up by a rather clever shark with a knowledge of woodworking and cookery. "After freshly dinging level 90, I wanted to get rid of some of those archy spots that had been on my map," writes submitter Anti the Insane. "I tried as I might to figure out the situation with this poor fella, but alas, my brain could just not comprehend how this guy could die here of all places. Are you trying to tell me he couldn't paddle his way to the shore?"
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