Plenty of teachers have to take part-time jobs during the summer to make ends meet, and the professors of Scholomance are no exception. Professor Slate took his expertise at brewing potions to a Pandarian bar to see if he could mix up drinks. Things did not go well. Submitter Yuta
of Thrall (US-H) overheard him saying, "Hello, what can I get you? How about a Blight beer ... oh, silly me! I mean a LIGHT beer! What am I saying?"