What's the one thing that can make scorpions, already one of the most evil life forms on earth along with yellow jackets and parasitic isopods, even more scary? I know! Let's make them fly! Submitter Paryah
of Malice Aforethought
on Doomhammer (US-H) saw these terrifying creatures above the Dread Wastes and was inspired to compose a poem:
"As I was going to Kun-Lai
I saw some scorpions in the sky
Was near Klaxxi'vess
I took a pic and flew on by."
Now tell us about the rogue from Nantucket, Paryah!