Rodgort of Ralph Macchio Fan Club on Aegwynn (US-H) decided it was time for a vacation. So he headed to the beaches of Krasarang to drink some rum-based cocktails out of hollowed-out fruits and get whatever the orcish version of a tan is. A green? But soon his (literal) banana hammock will become overripe, and he'll have to return to the workaday world of killing dragons and commanding wild beasts to do his bidding. Sigggggh.