So far we've enjoyed Divekick based solely on its two-button mechanics, but the biographies of each character provided by creator Adam Heart are a brilliant addition to the game's satirical, ridiculous premise.

The bios divulge a lot of information about each fighter: Dive and Kick, for example, are fraternal twins whose mother sent them to live with their uncle in a town called Bel Air. Redacted, the Skunk Bear, has a cigar fetish.

Read all about the Divekick characters in Heart's PlayStation Blog post. Divekick is due out for PS3, Vita and PC this summer, potentially on Steam via Greenlight.