"It's not that I'm not happy to see you," Lolegolas carefully said. "But what on Azeroth are you wearing?"
"You look like a stag beetle," Throgg said. "Like an angry, fuzzy stag beetle."
The druid looked down at his outfit and then plucked the helmet off his head. "Oh. It's the Grievous Gladiator's Dragonhide Helm. I picked it up while fighting in the arena."
"Were you fighting stag beetles?" Throgg asked. "Did you skin them and wear their buggy hats as a prize?"
The Gilnean known as Not Spot growled slightly, then laughed. "No. Just other fighters. It's how I paid my way to catch up with you two. My kitty fu has grown strong."
"Also," the blood elf interjected, "it'd be good camouflage for infiltrating Silithus. It's a harsh helmet. A bug helmet."
Item Note: While the Grievous Gladiator's Dragonhide Helm obviously looked pretty good, I can't help but dwell on its beetle-like nature. I think this might be my favorite druid hat since the days of the moose horns.
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