You guys are completely overreacting. Sure, I might have gotten a little too drunk up at the Tian Monastery class reunion and said something about how honoring your ancestors is an absurd and outdated tradition that had no place in a modern technological society. And I may have suggested that we hire a couple paladins to do some Exorcisms and Consecrate the ground. But you know I didn't mean it like that! You're my family!
Uncle Ben, don't you want to comment about how I've gained weight? Grandma, want to discuss my unreasonable standards for the men I date? Just put down your fists and you can criticize me into a deep depression, just like old times! (Thanks to submitter Pandachicken
of Fake Wings
on Blackrock [US-H] for the screenshot!)