I'm pretty sure some of my friends from college would have been happy to die this way. "I wonder if those innkeepers that have hookahs all over the place have their patrons sign a release?" writes submitter K. "I always thought the hookahs were a neat touch in the Arabian Nights
-themed inns. But they probably shouldn't leave them out like that if this is what happens to you afterwards." Maybe smoking it releases an irritated, asthmatic genie from the bottle.