What's that you say? No! Of course we have not captured the usual composer of the words your eye sacs now observe. To think you would suggest that we are, at this very moment, ushering them into cold storage to preserve them for the long journey to Axmosium Prime--! Why, I just do not know what sounds you would prefer my mandibles make! We are absolutely the Sprell.
No, no. This is all perfectly normal. Please, enjoy the comics. And sprinkle a bit of sodium chloride onto yourself while you're at it, won't you?
Penny Arcade (Bibliphobe)
Awkward Zombie (Trying My Patience)
Nerd Rage (Resolution 2014)
Dorkly (The Horror of Pokemon Daycare)
Hejibits (Sulky Snuff)
Three Panel Soul (On Apocalypses)
8BitGamer (Instant Marriage)