Life in Azeroth can be pretty stressful. You have to complete dailies, run dungeons, micromanage your professions and (if you're on a PvP server) handle constant attacks by malicious jackasses. Is it any wonder that some players yearn for a simpler life? The life of ... a working stiff. Submitter Goob
of Kirin Tor (US-A) has decided to hang up his adventuring hat and pick up a job as a guard sea lion for this giant pearl. It's not much, but it pays the repair bills, and sometimes he gets to bite off the hand of an overly ambitious thief.