Spectacular Death (A-Llane) is providing an answer to a question you didn't know you had," writes guild leader Gimmlette. "Rednekwichdr wondered just how many people can spin on a fire pole at one time. We were all too happy to answer that. We got a dozen going at once. People discovered that they would get kicked off the pole before the seconds were up to get the full buff so perhaps a dozen is the limit. This probably requires more study. We did have several who needed pole dancing lessons. We shied them away from Ollivor, who offered his own take on pole dancing. Screenshot is not included, because we know this is a family magazine and you won't print that photo. Any dizziness after pole dancing is NOT the result of imbibing from the Brewfest keg."