LG's new AKA (pronounced AW-kuh) phones weren't made for those who want the best devices their money can buy. No, they were designed for people -- lonely, lonely people with rich imaginations -- who name every single inanimate object they own, give them voices, preferences and stories to rival those of GoT characters. This collection even makes it easy for those users, since each of the four colors already has a name, a personality and a backstory. Seriously. Eggy the yellow phone, for instance, falls in love easily, LG's head of LTE product planning, Ramchan Woo, told CNET. Wooky the white phone is apparently a wannabe gangster who speaks in slang despite being cute, while Soul the blue phone loves music and beer. Finally, YoYo the pink phone is named as such, because (get ready to cringe) her love for Coke and hamburgers causes her weight to (ugh) yoyo -- not the best handset to get for a girl with serious insecurities.