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  • Run for your lives: 'Kinectimals Now With Bears!' due this fall

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    Justin McElroy
    Justin McElroy
    07.26.2011

    Just when we think we're out, they snuggle us back in. Bears are coming to Kinectmals this fall in the "Bear Island" DLC -- a name that we'd like to point out would be terrifying in practically any other context. In addition to five unique poohs, you'll also get a specially crafted adventure hosted by a new guide, Bumblina. (Because when we go to a place called Bear Island, we want the person responsible for bringing us back alive to have "bumble" right in her name.) You'll be able to pick up the DLC for $14.99 or buy it alongside the full game in a new retail package that's called ... wait for it ... Kinectimals Now With Bears! An amazing name, to be sure, but it's perhaps even more special because it lead us to the revelation that every game title can be made better if you add "Now With Bears!" Bear witness: Batman Arkham City Now With Bears! (Bears aren't a cowardly lot, but they're way superstitious.) Dance Central Now With Bears! (Imagine that and don't smile.) Dino Crisis Now With Bears! (Warning to the faint-hearted ... they've mated.) Go on, try it yourselves!%Gallery-129163%