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  • Illustration by D. Thomas Magee

    A viral VR sex suit and what it says about us

    by 
    Christopher Trout
    Christopher Trout
    04.28.2016

    He'd had a terrible morning and an even worse afternoon. Exhausted by human interaction, Roger returned home, eager to slam a beer, throw on his bathrobe and lie back in his big leather recliner while Rhonda gave him one of her signature hand jobs. Unfortunately, Rhonda was programmed to make him dinner that night and, anticipating his mood, readjusted her earlier, more optimistic projections for the day's outcome.

  • The After Math: Spam kings, Microsoft milestones and a bionic penis

    by 
    Andrew Tarantola
    Andrew Tarantola
    08.30.2015

    It's been a wild week, and not just for our stock portfolios. The internet's self-described "Spam King" admitted to posting more than 27 million ads on Facebook. Microsoft celebrated the 20th anniversary of Windows 95 by dredging up a promo video featuring Jennifer Aniston and Matthew Perry. Because Friends is never not topical. And a British man endured an 11-hour surgery to have the world's first bionic penis installed. Good times!