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Xbox Live leads Bronx police to prolific, green burglar
(An excerpt from "How The Grinch Robbed 200 Houses and Cars in the Bronx.") Then he slithered and slunk, with a heart black as onyx, Around the whole room, stealing all electronics! Laptops! Fax Machines! iPhones! Three-sixties! (The latter of which would prove fairly tricky.) And he stuffed them in bags. Then the Grinch, very nimbly, Stuffed all the bags, one by one, up the chimney! And what happened then...? Well...in Who-ville they say The Grinch played that Three-sixty, and without delay -- the Westchester bobbies, with Microsoft's aid, located the Grinch-lair, and began to invade! And they brought back the toys! And the tell-tale console! And the Grinch went to jail. (He'd skipped out on parole.) [Via HotBloodedGaming]
You could be eating this controller contest winner [update 1]
We asked you for limericks on the topic of the next-gen console war and the responses astounded us. All manner of limerick were fashioned, many of them clever, some of them just awful. It's as if some of you were channelling Edward Lear. That makes choosing one best limerick difficult, so we're going to shirk the responsibility and ask you to choose from among our 20 favorites. You can vote once per day and you can select multiple limericks per vote. We'll end voting on Tuesday at 11:59 PM EDT. [Update 1: Existonfile has won. He has been contacted.]
