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Encrypted Text: A tale of three rogues
Every week or two, WoW Insider brings you Encrypted Text for assassination, combat and subtlety rogues. Scott Helfand (@sveltekumquat) will be your shadow on this treacherous journey; try not to keep your back turned for too long, and make sure your valuables are stashed somewhere safe. Stop me if you've heard this one before: Three rogues walk into a bar. ... Mute, the assassination rogue: Man, I am exhausted. Toetoe, the combat rogue: You're always saying that. Mute: I just haven't been feeling very energetic lately. Toetoe: I dunno; you seemed pretty spry during our last raid. Mute: That's just because we were buffed out the wazoo. I mean, sure, I feel better than I did back in Mogu'shan, but -- Toetoe: Ha! I remember that! You were stabbing so slowly you just gave up and started chucking shuriken instead. Mute: Har har. Buy me a drink, will you? Toetoe: Barkeep! Hey. Jack and Coke for me; Thistle Tea for my ever-tired companion. Hush, the subtlety rogue: BOO! Toetoe: And a Sneaking Potion for my little friend here. Hush: I didn't scare you? Toetoe: You've been standing right in front of me, Hush. Stealth ain't invisibility.
