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TUAW's Daily App: Super Soviet Missile Mastar
Hail, comrades of Unofficial Weblog of Apple! Our kind and generous comrades at gaming developer The Behemoth (crafters of the great Castle Crashers entertainment for Xbox Live) have blessed the people of Mother Russia with a free iOS arcading game, available at the current time in your stores of Apps. Super Soviet Missile Mastar allows you to guide secret missile of Russian destiny past American helicopters, capitalist pig birds and disgusting Western airplays towards missile's final landing place on soil of dirty United States. Game is very simple, but as charming as hot chocolate vodka on cold USSR's winter's day, with extremely retro graphics and music to cheer you on to people's victory. And speaking of people, the game also has full Game Center integration, so you and other comrades can band together over leaderboards and "ments of achieving." Fly on, Russian missile of doom! Universal app is a free download for all who believe in power of Mother Russia! Thanks to comrades at Behemoth for free distraction from standing in bread lines, and great glory to USSR and her peoples!
Super Soviet Missile Mastar available now for free on App Store
So, maybe Super Soviet Missile Mastar doesn't possess the depth or polish of The Behemoth's other animated offerings, but it certainly has an unprecedented quantity of freeness. The Atari-inspired Alien Hominid mini-game is now a complimentary download on iOS devices, where, despite its simplicity, it comes equipped with Game Center functionality. That basically means that even though it's not the most sophisticated game, you'll be playing a lot of it in an attempt to usurp the scores of your internet friends. Also, make sure you check out the credits for a bracing shot of honesty, in which The Behemoth asks players, "Don't forget to play our other, better games."
The Behemoth's free Super Soviet Missile Mastar targets iPhone
If you played Alien Hominid HD, you likely remember the little-commie-missile-that-could mini-game, Super Soviet Missile Mastar. In it, the motherland puts all of its hopes and dreams of crushing the Eest into one lone missile. Now that game is coming to iPhone. The Behemoth also tells us it'll be a free download and plans to launch it "sometime in the next month," which is great because that coincides with the anniversary of the Czech coup of 1948. We could hardly think of a more synergistic time to launch.
