the-night-before-christmas

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  • Serious Sam 3 gets free Serious Santa multiplayer skin for the holidays

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    Mike Schramm
    Mike Schramm
    12.08.2011

    His eyes -- how they twinkle! His dimples -- how merry! His cheeks are adorned with phat shades from Burberry. His mouth is set hard, like grayscale concrete, And his scraggly man-beard leaves the ladies effete. For this elf isn't jolly, or chubby or plump; This Santa, he ain't putting up with no coal or no chumps. No this Santa's a free skin in Croteam's new update. So go ahead, download him -- do it now, don't be late! Yeah he's armed and he's angry and he's all out of gum, And he don't care if you're naughty or nice, smart or dumb. You might hear him exclaim, as he breaks you like glass, "Merry Christmas to all, now let's go kick some ass." %Gallery-141390%

  • The Guild: Christmas special 2008

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    Mike Schramm
    Mike Schramm
    12.16.2008

    Yes, The Guild is back with another Christmas special this year, and this time it's a retelling of "The Night Before Christmas" with a decidedly MMO spin. St. Nick is a level 90 rare spawn, apparently, and the guidies have to be careful -- not only does he have a few mean adds (including a reindeer with a Shiny Nose buff), but he's got more than one phase to get through, too.Very cute. The video should be on Xbox Live and the Zune marketplace as usual, and we should be very close to having the rest of the guild's episodes sitting right on The Guild's site as well, so stay tuned for that. Maybe next year we'll be able to see some of St. Nick's dropped loot tables.