Nail salons worldwide tremble

How long we've all been waiting for this: Imaginail has finally brought fingernails into the computer age (we get the feeling this kind of concept might been introduced in the World's Fair about 60 years ago).  Directions: 1) a "nail tech" (we really hope it is a chimpanzee with bright red lipstick and a diaper) preps nails with pre-coat.  2) insert hand into machine (we've never encouraged inserting hands into machines before, and we're not sure if we'd want to start now). 3) select pattern or design. 4) ... 5) PROFIT!  Yes, while the possibilities are endless, we are sure dignity and style have certainly come to an end (we also encourage you to note the URL for their job listings: http://imaginail.com/ConJobs.asp).  

[Thanks, TheZodiac]

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM]

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[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM]

Computerized nail painting machines have been around Japan for several years. Here's a web page I put up in April 1999 showing one of the machines.

http://inav.net/~ceicher/pages/oddprod.html

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM]

Before you stick your hand in there, remember:

I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear... And when it is gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear is gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

Oh yeah, and watch out for that gom-jabbar. Think hurts like a mofo.

[(Unverified) Posted Dec 19th 2005 1:01AM]

We are also manufacturers of these digital nailart printer machines. The advancemnt in this technology means that it is even easier for nails to get the designs they deserve. We also have the technology to paint toenails. The machine is perfectly safe to use and has an infinite number of designs to choose from.