Disguise your PowerBook as a PowerPizza
Okay, so if you're worried your PowerBook might get stolen, dress it up as a pizza. Really, we're not making this up (although this could be joke, the site does list a few "fictional" products too). Any way, these folks are selling pizza box disguises for PowerBooks.
Desirable laptops are desirable to thieves too. Disguise your laptop with a PowerPizza and reduce the risk of getting it nicked. PowerPizza is designed so you can use your laptop without removing it from it's disguise. They'll think your having pizza for lunch again whilst you'll be preparing that last minute presentation for the board, on your shiny new laptop. Each PowerPizza laptop disguise is handmade in London using genuine italian-style pizza boxes for maximum authenticity. Need to go out in the rain? Putting your PowerPizza in a carrier bag will not only increase the level of disguise - it'll keep it dry too.
You can get it delivered worldwide for £18.98 GBP (Pizza and PowerBook not included). Mmmm, PowerPizza.
