The ultimate iPod mini
We're not sure whether he was just trying to shut up all the haters on some Japanese message board complaining about all the features the iPod mini doesn't have, or just trying to show off his Photoshop chops, but some dude in Japan designed the ultimate iPod mini with every single thing they were asking for, including:
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AM radio
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FM (stereo)
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TV audio
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Blood pressure monitor
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Thermometer
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Pedometer
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Mobile phone
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Heart rate monitor
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GPS
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Size cut in half
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ogg
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2-channel browser
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Artificial vagina
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Anti-theft alarm
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Can opener
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Internal FM transmitter
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Remote control as standard
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MS Office
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Mirror
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Flashlight
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Illustrator, Photoshop
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Fingernail clipper
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HDD-expansion interface (HDI-30 connector)
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CD player
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Air freshener
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Razor
No WiFi? We're not interested.
[Thanks, Kenny]


















Reader Comments (Page 1 of 1)
K @ Dec 19th 2005 12:03AM
What no cheeze grader!?!!?!
But, hey its got an artificial vagina!
Tom Robinson @ Dec 19th 2005 12:03AM
fuuuuugly
Will @ Dec 19th 2005 12:03AM
If you glance through the list quickly enough, you swear you see the word "pedophile," but it's actually a mix of the words
Pedometer
Mobile Phone
Brain priming by reading the word "japanese" earlier maybe? hmm...
Zer0cool @ Dec 19th 2005 12:03AM
how the hell can u fit a cd player in an ipod mini that's half the size of the original? Not to mention all the other useless crap
Semi @ Dec 19th 2005 12:03AM
Artificial vagina??
same question as above...u gotta be hung like a gerbil to copulate with the mini-mini-ipod