Don't you just hate it when the Orioles and the Bluejays are playing and you get a face full of mustard gas? Or that one time your son got a mouth full of anthrax at his little league game? Us, too. That's why we're so glad CR Clean Air Technologies has finally released a baseball cap (at least that's what they're calling that beret they're trying to market) that's also a gas mask. And apparently the thing's pressurized too, so if there's a leak only the good air gets out, but the bad air doesn't get in. We're totally completely sure it's going to work. And God bless America.